Opinion: Taito Revives The Ninja Warriors Once Again

I don’t think I’ve talked a TON about Ninja Warriors on LVLS; I’ve mentioned it in my SNES Classic wishlist and that’s about it. However, I’ve always thought the games looked really cool and I’ve heard great things from the SNES sequel in particular, so imagine my joy to see Taito recruit Natsume Atari (the…

Opinion: Taito is roaring back on Switch

Taito has confirmed a flurry of activity this week for the Switch; Darius will be making a compilation comeback via Darius Cozmic Collection via the porting talents of M2, and the Square-Enix subsidiary is also bringing a new Ninja Warriors to the system, with additional titles in development, including potential new IP. First off, let’s…

Opinions: If I could design a NES Classic 2…

Nintendo plans to re-release the NES Classic next year, but that’s sort of old hat. If Nintendo came over to me to generate a NES Classic 2 (modeled after the late second model of the console) with the same number of games, this would be what I would supply. Now in this case I’m giving…

Opinions: Artistic Discussion – 8/8/2017

This is certainly one way to sell a game: highlight a shitting cute dinosaur’s poop face. XD (I genuinely can’t add anything else. It’s Bub taking a bubble crap as the box art. Just what the fuck)

Opinion: Artistic Discussion (7/19/2017)

So last time we did a great example of box art, and this time…very much the opposite. I don’t know what marketing genius thought this would be a marvelous means of selling Taito’s cute puzzler Bust A Move 2 to Saturn and Playstation owners, but it happened, and we are all the worse for it….